Thank You Victoria's Secret

Finally, cute and flattering bikinis for us coke bottle girls! I am always ecstatic when I receive my VS Resort catalogue, but this year I wasn't so much looking forward to it because of my sun restrictions and numerous scars from this year's procedures. I love my transplant scar and wear it proudly as a badge of courage, but my four gallbladder scars are hideous. Anyway, all of that soon subsided when I thumbed through the catalogue to find a collection titled "Sexy Coverage: We gotcha covered! Supportive tops, bum-covering bottoms and more tankinis." "Curve-loving cuts!"

Victoria's Secret Sexy Coverage Swimsuit: Full Collection

In addition to having, in the words of AC/DC, "American thighs" I also have a long torso, being that I am 5'11. So, these new low-cut hipster bikinis virtually disappear and work their way right down the great divide of my backside. Therefore, how excited am I about this new collection? Exuberant! I know what I am spending my reward card on!